you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away
whenever I read “uwu” I pronounce it as “oo-woo” in my head
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
this has gone on too far
they’re just trying to make sure you’re not a phony
According to my vast research, this is all you need to know about the British.
that’s not even a cat it’s like a bowling ball
I CAME IN LIKE A
For character development of course.
I miss my OCs right now.